We’re now told that citizens are “concerned” after watching the US President and the First Lady get eaten by Pteranodons on the lawn outside the White House.

I’d be concerned too, I guess!

It’s nice to know that even Presidents under attack from dinosaurs still stop to shout at reporters as they board Marine One.

A poll has also revealed that 78% of the public believe the attacks are real.

So we‘ve reached a point where the US President himself has been eaten by dinosaurs - but we’re still conducting polls.